What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Bible.. Hm.?

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Deuteronomy 17

Your going to be alright just relax

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like religions.

You shall not bear false witness.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But this is not

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Maybe leave out

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?